Friday, 27 May 2011
Cars - Gary Numan
Recently I have become more and more aware of the be-capped 'Mobile Chicanes' as I call 'em. Also, why are most of their cars 'Y reg' pristine Nissan Micras?
Get 'em off our roads I say, they are a blinking nuisance.
It's worrying that I might become one of them in less than twenty years time and it does make me wonder when my wardrobe will turn beige, slacks will replace my jeans and I will need an OAP's uniform to drive a car.
Gosh, it all sounds most worrying... and hopefully I won't get too like Victor Meldrew in the picture... what you say? I am already - I don't believe it!