Brenda Song - Seventeen

Well we can all sleep well tonight knowing that The One Direction tour has just finished, and now it looks as though Harry Styles' controversial relationship with Caroline Flack is over too. Phew...

Is this really 'Headline News?'...

The lads only 17, the girl is 32 and we all knew it wouldn't last for more than the PR of the tour - but worryingly enough it's the TOP headline of the day beating that other newsworthy topic Katie Price be a few column inches.

Whatever next?

Then again, Murray got beat in the Tennis... RBS are getting a kicking over the £963k bonus oh and we are in for a cold snap. So there's nothing new there...

Makes Mark Owen reaching 40 look almost interesting...